After some months of waffling, the GOP today murdered in cold blood the concept of Conservatism. Conservatism zealously guarded the republican party’s adopted children of Smaller, Limited Goverment, Judeo-Christian Values, Lower Taxes and Capitalism. Bush has handled these fairly well, though has somewhat starved Limited Government.

Today, John McCain, self professed “Conservative” has seized the GOP nomination. Though it isn’t all his fault. the so called conservative celebrities all jumped on the Maverick’s bandwagon, bypassing more genuinely conservative candidates such as Duncan Hunter, Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney. Even Romney himself helped murder the party by endorsing social liberal Mccain, whom was the least similiar to Mitt’s professed views. He likely did it to save his political tail, but it should rightly cost him his conservative credentials.

And now the figure head of the GOP is not so far from the Democratic Party of previous elections. It is clear that the whole American political landscape is shifting greatly to the left, since the current front runner of the Dems, Obama, is everything but an “academic Marxist”

No, there are no conservatives left in the race for president, leaving unknown numbers of social and economic conservatives orphaned. Now its time to hold your nose and vote for big government liberalism and defeat far left socialism.

May God save America.

Al Gore, who brought us such classics as “An Inconvenient Truth” and “The US Tax Payer Pays Because I Had To Sue For The Election” now has something else to increase his ego and his financial status. The only down side for him is he has to share the award with the UN Climate change panel. Other contenders for the award, which arguably had more evidence of their claims, (and better fiction writers) would include: The Committee for the Protection of Big Foot and Nessie, The Flat Earth Society and Dumbedore’s Army. The 1.5 Million Dollar award could certainly have bought new broom sticks and wands for Potter and friends but will now probably be put toward putting together another dubious documentary about how humans are melting the polar ice caps. Even though every volcanic eruption puts out more greenhouse gas than the entire history of mankind, and despite the fact that the fossil record attests to climate changes before man had machines.